Write a Caption for This Photo: Geese

Canada geese and a non-native feral domesticated goose at Baskett Slough National Wildlife Refuge. Credit: George Gentry/U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
Every Thursday we post a funny animal photo that's begging for a caption. Join in the fun and add your suggestion in the Comments section below.
On Monday we'll choose our three favorite captions and list them under the image.
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Top 3 Captions:

Canadian Goose #1: "Hey! Aren't you the Goose that lays the..."
Domesticated Goose: (interrupting with an exasperate eyeroll) "Like I haven't heard THAT a thousand times before! NO...and I wouldn't lay a golden egg for you even if you paid me! Har-de-har-har. Sheesh!"
"Excuse me. I was sitting there!" (lcrooney)
Now, listen up & listen good. Your mission is to infiltrate the US airways and blend in, as undocumented aliens you will go forth & multiply...
You shall hence forth be known as American Geese!
(D E-P)

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